Thursday, August 13, 2009
my one and only personality flaw
i have this compulsive need to have all people like me all the time.
ALL PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.
when i sense that people do not like something i do or say, i bend over backwards, and then some more, until my entire being is contorted, just to make sure that when we part ways, they have a positive image of me.
if you have never felt this strong uncontrollable urge before, then you could not possibly imagine just how crippling it is.
i am an effing apologist for my own effing person. an effing crowd-pleasing pollyanna.
aside from being disgusting, it's pathetically pathetic.
so whenever i say "i am to please" and people think that i am being sarcastic, or ironic, or being funny, i am not even halfway joking.
aside from this however, my personality is flawless.