the next disney hit will be from zamboanga

i was lucky to have eavesdropped on a most interesting conversation earlier this week.

it took place on facebook. it was between a co-teacher and his friends. it made me think about the process of creating something from absolutely nothing but the participants' imaginations. brilliant! brilliant! brilliant!


Kiko Miranda, the aforementioned co-teacher, starts the convo off with this gem of a status update:

The rampant spread of homosexuality among the youth in Nature's natural way of controlling the rise of the world's population.

the radical but plausible theory immediately captured the attention of many of his facebook friends who were online at that time. i asked kiko for permission to post the conversation here but not his friends as i don't many of them. his friends will go by by their initials here.

here is the conversation:

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Kiko Miranda: The rampant spread of homosexuality among the youth in Nature's natural way of controlling the rise of the world's population.

WZP: haha. plausible argument. main contention ba se de neoliberated sexonomics?

JBS: hahaha

Kiko Miranda: @ windel - nosebleed! but i like the jargon ha! NEOLIBERATED SEXONOMICS hehehehe!

TG: hurray to genetic deadend

DEA: Oo, in the future may sex pa rin pero hindi na for reproduction. Asexual na ang reproduction in the future -- pwedeng by budding, marcotting, or grafting. O pwede ring basta splitting into two.

TG: or pwede ding aksidenteng matapopn ang semilya kung saan. parang ulan.

Kiko Miranda: true ka dyan ezra! sa future, sex will not be mainly for procreating. the world cannot handle an additional baby per second! may season nalang na pwedeng mag procreate tapos draw lots lang ang sinong pwedeng mabuntis! OMG so sci fi! ganda gawing pelikula! move over avatar! WE ARE THE NEXT AVATAR! hahahaha!

DEA: Oo, tapos may tutubo doon sa lugar kung saan ito natapon. Para lamang itong mushroom sa simula, pero magmumukang tao din pagkalipas ng isang linggo.

DEA: Hahaha. Tama! Gawin natin itong pelikula. Hahaha

DEA: At hindi na masyadong problema ang population growth kung sakaling tumubo ang mga taong kabute, a little fungicide will do. Trosyd, anyone?

WZP: sa other end naman ng spectrum, biblical/ conservative sexonomics. lol

TG: It should be as grungy as children of men, as scifi as Avatar, but hilarious as Family Guy

Kiko Miranda: @ ezra - gusto ko yung kabute angle! beautiful! pero etong mga kabuteng tao sila ung mga nasa pinakababa ng social caste system ng mga panahong iyon. mga illegitimate human beings. Mga nasa ittas ng caste system ay yung pinayagan/sinuwerte na magtalik para magkaanak.

@ travis - magandang evolution of man yan! I SO LAVET!

@ everyone - ang creative natin nuh? LAVET!

DEA: I feel this will become a big hit! Let's ask Disney to do our movie!

Kiko Miranda: actually i feel the same too. especialy those human fungicides i think that's a genius! tutal uso naman ngayon ang mga futuristic sci fi movies. i bet eto na ang road to fame natin ezra! and we will entitle our movie, "CATALAN". LAVET!

TG: Aylabyu all hahaha

TG: Catalan amputa, bohahaha!

DEA: Yey! Kinikilig na ako just thinking about it! Naririnig ko na ang: And the Oscar goes to... CATALAN.

Kiko Miranda: Nakadubi ata tayong mga tol! lavet! sarap lang gn tama! hahha!

Kiko Miranda: omg! ganda ezra! The Oscars is the shit!

DA: wow kiko, this thread was so entertaining. i like!! (:

MRA: LOL! I love this logic! It actually makes sense. :-)

YBD: kiko, such a very interesting, very funny, very creative conversation. i feel like such a peeping tom "listening" to you all. a peeping tom listening. parang mali yata yun. :)

TG: teka, bago ang lahat, dapat r-18 to ha. hindi ako makakapayag kapag hindi to rater R. haha. na medyo silent movie. artsy. haha

TQL: Maybe it's not "spreading." It could also be that young gays today feel that they are accepted, so they feel more at ease to be themselves. :)

DEA: I agree. R-18. may frontal nudity dito e.

TG: sige. 60 minutes frontal, 25 minutes decent.

Kiko Miranda: @ ezra and travis - no! ayokong R18 ito! pg 13 lang! tipong parang CORALINE ang pag gawa! or ALICE!

or

pwede ngang may frontal nudity sa mga UNTOUCHABLES. mga taong kabute. once they grow and mature, wla silang clothes. lavet parang schindler's list nung tinipon lahat ng mga Jews! ganun!

CMD: NAKAKA-LOKKKKAAHHH. :))

Kiko Miranda: hahahaha naloka ka calai? hahahaha!

TG: teka sinong artista dito?

FAR: I LOL'd :)

OF: tama!

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if this movie ever gets made (when disney decides its okay for them to make full frontal nudity movies), let it be said that the first (publicity) shot was fired from this blog.

kiko, thanks for letting me share this. i even included here my favorite picture of you. :)